BABOON

WIF BALLOON

LIVE 01.04. 19:00 UTC

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BUY $BABOON

tokenomics

TOTAL SUPPLY

1,000,000,000

mint & freeze revoked

85 % added to the lp and burned

3.00 % development

3.00 % marketing


3.00 % listings

3.00 % airdrops

3.00 % partnerships

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CA: FwxqsvYJTtERmy6AyvaDmeNm9As3SHnwCFY7qyT6yJ3E

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Baboons youth

Greetings, Degens!

My name is Baboon, and I hail from the planet Ballooney. Ever since I was a baby, I've dreamed of visiting other planets. My dad was telling me since birth that it's my destiny and in my blood to assist HODLERS in reaching the MOON. That's my dream and life's sole mission.

"It was written in the stars," my father said.

Relevant Experience

1969

apolo 11 Lunar module pilot

National Aeronautics and Space Administration

I was in the APOLO 11 mission helping Humans reach moon for the first time in HISTORY!

1980

space station freedom

National Aeronautics and Space Administration

Space Station Freedom was a NASA project to construct a permanently crewed Earth-orbiting space station in the 1980s. Nobody on Earth knows this but Balooney planet gave them the technology to achieve this.

Education, Certification, & Others Works

Bachelor of Science in Solana memecoins

Baloonypolis, 1963

Cum Laude

“HOW TO MOON A COIN”

Outstanding Thesis Award

High School Diploma

Degen Shilling High School

1960

social meDIA opERATOR

Influencer Academy Of Marketing

January 1965 to August 1968


“To MOON, or not to MOON, that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles

And by opposing end them. To die—to sleep,

No more; and by a sleep to say we end

The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks.”


Skills & Proficiencies

HUMAN RESOURCES

Productivity Applications

Always keeping the vibes up and FUD away.

Project Management

INSANE and WISE team behind me.

Budgeting

The dev’s wallet will be used ONLY for development and marketing.

Communications

Academic Writing

The BEST in my class at university.

Business Writing

Contacting exchanges for potential listings.

Public Speaking

LIVE streams on socials from BALOONEY Planet.